Gomo klate gomo.. hobin nogori hobin..

Kawe dok ghoyak doh.. Klate musti mene male td.. Hahah..

Maso g0rib saeng kawe doh msg doh.. Ajok g tgk bola kat keda skrin besa.. Rama gilo ore.. Hok peleknyo saeng kawe ni ore klate.. Tp dok sokong negeri semiley.. Kawe ore pahe.. Suk0ng klate.. Gapo² jo lah.. Janji bola samale best.. Gol² comey² blako.. Lepah abih game semale kawe tgk ado hok seluk² poket.. Pahtu wui kat saeng dio.. Hahah.. Kaloh betting ar tuh.. Mache² hal.. Latok dem0 ar.. Kawe tokse masuk capur.. Gomo klate gomo..

Adeh.. Dah ponek den ckp kelantan hah.. Nak ckp memang la s0nang.. nak taip mcm nak tergoliat jari jomari den ni hah.. Kalau ado yg salah.. Yg x paham.. Mahapkan la den.. Den da cubo sebaek mungkin.. Yg den x pueh ati bilo (sapo ontah nam0nya tu) k0no keluar padang.. Injured kat0nyo.. Yg maen pertahanan tu la.. Bilo dio keluar jo memang kucar kacir sket permainan n0gori sembilan.. Tp x apo la.. Tahun lepeh n0gori dah menang..
Tahun ni kasi can kat kelantan pulak.. Xpo².. Tahun dopan ado lg.. Hobin jang hobin..

Gwa, Dr Huxtable, whoopi n aliens..

Kenal ngan org2 kat atas tu? X kenal x rawks ar.. Hahah..

Smlm gwa lepak ngan diaorg ar.. Mula² 'high commander' (1st picture) ni dtg.. Dlm pukul 12++ am.. Diaorg dtg in group.. Alien semuanya.. Menyamar jd manusia.. Bumi kita ni diaorg panggil '3rd rock from the sun'

Lps 'commander' tu blk, dtg pulak Dr Huxtable.. (2nd picture) Bwk family dia.. Gwa ske ngan anak dr. Ni yg bungsu.. Umur dlm 5 or 6 tahun gtu..
Dr Huxtable ni pakar sakit puan.. Clinic dia kat rumah je.. So dia byk masa kat rumah..

Mcm² cerita dia kat rumah ngan anak² dia.. Anak lelaki dia yg nama theo tu selalu sgt beri masalah kat dia.. Tp gwa ske cara doc selesaikan masalah² ngan anak dia.. Kelakar tp berkesan.. Dr huxtable rawks..
Doc ni ada show.. Nama show dia

THE COSBY SHOW

Dah abes layan doc huxtable dtg pulak 'Whoopi' (3rd picture) chesh.. Nama nak sama mcm gwa ar plak.. Tp dia pempuan.. Gwa laki.. Who0pi ni memang best.. Lepak ngan dia bleh maen card.. Hisap rokok.. Vulgar w0rds n bleh ketawa kuat².. Har har har.. Memang rawks ar niger chick neh.. Wh0opi ni orgnya jenis direct to the point.. Xde simpan2.. Nak ckp dia ckp terus je.. Dpn².. Selalu kena saman kerana smoking kat tempat awam.. Dia ni ada hotel.. Ada 2 org pekerja pendatang asing.. Seorang dr iran (naseem), Sorang lg gwa da lupe..
Gwa ske gak ngan bakal adik ipar whoopi ni.. Rita.. Sexsay white chick.. Heheh.. Yg bestnya pasal rita ni.. Dia ni ter.. lebih negro dr whoopi.. Gwa ske bila tgk dia ckp.. Memang sexy abes.. 'Sexy white chick with a nigger soul ..' Sexy.. Heheh.. a'ayte?

Lps setengah jam wh0opi pun blah.. Gwa pun tutup tv.. Masuk bilik.. Tido.. ErR tak kot.. Ym dulu.. Mmuuahh sket².. Then baru tido.. Mwahahahaha.. :p

Gitu ar xtiviti malam jumaat gwa smlm.. Thanx to Dr Huxtable, Commander (alien yg ntah dr mana..) N last but n0t least.. Who0pi Goldberg..

Gwa memang ske sitcoms.. Dr tgk 'senario' baik tgk diaorg ni.. Walaupun semenya sitcom oldskool.. Tp jauh lebih berkualiti dr sitcoms yg k0nonnya kelakar sgt tu.. (Senario, simpang 3 n mcm2 lg ar..)

Mati gak ko akhirnya..

Hahaha.. Ske gwa dpt berita ni.. Menyampah betol gwa ngan paul ni.. Kematian paul ni memang dah diramalkan.. Spesis paul ni biasanya jangka hayat x lebih dr 3 tahun..
Dulu ada gak berita yg mengatakan paul ni dah lama mati.. Yg ada masa worldcup tu bukannya paul.. Mcm² cerita.. Ramai la kot yg suke dgr berita yg paul skrg dah mati.. Tp ada ke yang sedih? Ada kot..
Td ada gak gwa baca yg paul ni akan difilemkan.. Pergh.. Popular betol paul ni..
Lps ni gwa nak ajar kucing lah.. Gwa nak ajar dia pilih² gambar bendera.. Next worldcup bleh la kucing gwa predict team mana yg menang... Mana la taw kot² ada yg offer kucing gwa sampai puluh2 ribu dollar.. :p

So.. Die.. die.. die.. U freakin pyschic octopus.. Hopefully u ll..

REST IN PAIN




Harap2 xde dah octopus yg mcm paul ni.. Hahah.. Tp golongan 'sotong' ni memang popular ar lately..
Contohnya sotong yg kat bwh ni.. Hidup jauh lebih lama dr paul..


















Adam lambutt..

Dia ni boleh x kalau gwa kategorikan dalam golongan sotong?
Bleh je la.. Lembut semacam je gwa tengok.. Hahaha..

Lembut = x rawks..

Ni antara sebab gwa x brape nak suka jantan lembut ni.. klik sini lembut²

Dan gwa syak adam lembutt tu ada menjalankan sextiviti mcm tu.. :p

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PF Lens ni memang power.. Bleh penetrate throu garment.. Kalau ambik gambar air coke yg itam tu, coke jd mcm air kosong je..

1 lg gwa nak ckp kat sini, kalau xde PF Lense, sebenarnya kamera yg bleh ambik gambar mcm ni sgt la mudah nak dibuat.. X yah modal pape.. Gwa dah cuba.. Menjadi..

Ni contoh gambar yg diambil menggunakan lens tu..

Sebelum guna Pf lens..





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Akhirnya waja ber 'evolusi' jugak.. Kena jugak waja meng'evolusi'kan dirinya.. Nak jugak setanding kereta² jepun dlm market skrg..

Kalau x silap gwa harga model proton yg baru ni $79 888! Memang berbaloi ar.. Skrg kalau nak beli vios or honda city 3rd generati0n tu dah bleh ar pertimbangkan proton model baru ni.. Rasanya harga proton ni pun lebih murah kot.. Kereta pun not bad.. Ada ala² lancer gt or lancer evo X! Bukan evo tak eyh.. Evo 10! :p

Dulu masa gwa keje ngan DRB HICOM sempat la gwa tengok 2 biji evo 4 kat R&D untuk dijadikan 'role model' kepada pengeluaran kereta terbaru proton.. Lps tu projek tu senyap je.. Rupanya skrg diaorg trus tiru model mitsubishi yg paling latest..

Papepun tahniah ar kat Dato Syed Zainal.. (My X-boss ni)
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Hahah.. Da mengarut ke laut dah..
Papepun Tuan Syed memang rawks arh.. Eyh! Terbodek lg.. Sorry..
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Argh! Lantak.. Ni gambar honda inspire..
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Hampeh je.. Geram gwa tengok kucing neh.. Sebijik mcm rimau.. Sape2 yg berminat bleh ar beat harga ngan gwa..


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Nanti bleh la gwa beli kucing kat atas tu..

Nak sedap masak sendiri ar..

Ni semalam punya menu.. Nak post semalam rasa mcm malu² la plak.. Gwa ni memang pemalu orangnya.. Semalam big bos request nak makan t0myam.. Katanya makan kat phuket itu ari tu x best.. Katanya lagi yg gwa masak lg best.. Eleh.. Ayat nak beli jiwa la tu.. Heheh..

Tapi pasal dah memang keje gwa masak kat rumah, so gwa dgn rela hati siapkan request big bos gwa.. Gwa kalau bab nak masak t0myam ni memang gwa ske.. Campak2 je.. X cerewet.. Mcm 2 ari lepas mak gwa request nak makan masak lemak pucuk ubi + ikan masin, sgt la leceh.. Nak kopek kelapa, mesin kelapa pastu perah santan lg..
Rebus pucuk ubi.. Byk keje..
Malas la gwa nak cite mcm mana nak masak t0myam neh.. Tentu k0rang² kat luar sana lagi terer masak dr gwa..

~ daging ada lg dlm fridge.. Esok rasanya nak masak rendang arh..

Xtiviti malam jumaat

Ni la xtiviti gwa malam td.. Ptg smlm kak long gwa blk.. Malamnya dia ajak ronda2 town.. Xde apenya kuantan memalam ni.. Sunyi je..

Xde la mcm kolumpo tuh.. X pernah sunyi dari pagi sampai la ke pagi semula.. Sibuk.. X pernah sunyi.. So malam semalam gwa as driver berkuasa penuh nak bawa diaorang ni kemana-mana yg gwa suka.. Nasib baik gwa x ter 'kona' ke tempat 'paper doll' (paper doll ke? Ala.. Jantan² yg membuncit di dada n seksi yg maha dasyat tu la..)
yg selalu gwa pergi kalau gwa keluar ngan kawan2 gwa..
So sebagai anak n adik n pak sedara yg berhemah gwa x lah pergi ke tempat tu.. Gwa bwk diaorg pergi phuket.. Bukan phuket kat thailand tuh.. Ni phuket kat tanjung lumpur.. Tempat makan2.. Malam jumaat xde la crowded sgt tempat tu.. Byk meja² kosong..

Menu mcm biasa la jugak.. Ikan bakar.. Sotong celup tepung, tomyam, telur dada dadar n kailan ikan masin.. Tomyam x best.. Best lg yg gwa masak.. Hahah.. Bukan la nak somb0ng n bongkak.. tp memang x best.. X caya g ar try t0myam kat situ..

Tengah syok makan tetiba anak sedara gwa yg kat kolej tu tepon.. Suruh beli kek untuk harijadi kawan dia.. Lepas mkn² terus g kedai kek.. Then terus gi kolej anak sedara gwa.. Masa kat pintu pagar nak masuk kolej, gwa jerit sket..

'tunduk.. Tunduk..'

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Lepas antar kek terus blk rumah.. Dah lewat.. Big boss da ngantok..
Sekian cerita xtiviti malam jumaat gwa.. Kena jugak gwa ceritakan kat cni memandangkan entry gwa yg sebelum ni expired..

N thanks for reading.. Eh! Mcm ending cik bulan ar plak.. Hahah.. :p

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Whoopz blaine!

Jom main card ngan gwa nak?

X yah la nak betting bagai.. Gwa juz nak tunjuk.. Ke 'terror' an gwa 'mengopy' n paste game ni kat cni.. Gwa dpt game ni malam td masa tengah surf tenet...


Let the game begin! Hahah.. U ll be amazed! Yg da penah tgk.. buat² la kagum eh..






Dah ready? Pilih 1 card kat bwh ni... 1 je.. Jgn lelebih..





Dah pilih? Ingat bebetul card korang pilih tu.. Dah ingat?
So.. Let the magic begin.. Mwahahahah..
Apa yg gwa nak buat? Gwa nak ilangkan card yg lu pilih td.. Kalau x jadi jgn marah gwa.. Ilmu magic gwa masih diperingkat dara lagi.. Heheh.. Tp rasanya jadi kot.. Ingat lg ke card yg korang pilih td..

Jup eyh.. Gwa nak kasi hilang card tu..


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Hahah.. Ada x card korang? Mwahahaha.. Magic x? Magic x? Hahah..

Monolog!

Dah seminggu... skt kepala masih setia ngan gwa.. X nak jugak pergi meninggalkan gwa.. Or maybe gwa yg patot meninggalkan 'dia' ?
Dah rasa mcm sebati sgt ngan gwa.. Bangun tido, skt kepala.. Sampai la tido semula.. Nak pergi klinik malas.. Ye ke malas? X kot.. Gwa fobia ngan klinik.. Ngan doktor.. Gwa benci ngan bau ubt2 kat klinik.. Paracatemol dah berpuluh gram gwa telan.. Mcm tu jugak.. Xde perubahan langsung.. Habis stok panadol big bos gwa telan..
Bila la agaknya nak ilang sakit kepala ni.. Terasa mcm 'high' je 24 jam.. Selera makan dah kurang.. Nak muntah je.. Tp x muntah2 pun.. Urgh! Gwa benci ngan keadaan muntah x muntah ni..
Sekarang ni pulak perot rasa pedih semacam je.. Patot ke gwa telan menstrual panadol pulak? Ishk..
Perasaan pulak jadik sensitiv sgt lately.. Nak marah je.. So, skrg komunikasi ngan big bos sgt la kurang.. Gwa avoid dr borak lebih2 ngan big bos.. Gwa x nak jd anak derhaka.. Kesian gak gwa tgk dia.. Xde yg nak melayan dia berborak.. Dia sgt2 suka kalau org layan dia borak.. Minta maaf la big bos.. Nanti kepala gwa da okay, kite borak2 lg.. Kite tgk lg video yg pelik2 yg gwa download kat internet.. Gwa juz nak dia happy je.. Mcm gwa happy masa gwa darjah 4 bila dia belikan gwa beskal, masa gwa darjah 3 dia belikan gwa bot.. (Bot mainan je wei..) Bola n mcm2 lg..
Tiap hari gwa cuba jadi anak yg terbaik buat dia.. Walaupun byk kali gwa gagal, gwa xkan putus asa.. Sebaik mungkin gwa akan cuba.. Janji gwa pada arwah ayah xkan gwa lupa..
X sangka, antara 4 org adk beradik, gwa yg terpilih untuk bersama ngan dia.. Thanx god.. Peluang ni kalau boleh xkan gwa sia²kan..
Jika ini ditakdirkan untuk gwa, gwa akan jadikan takdir ni yg terbaik untuk gwa dan dia..
Walaupun x pernah gwa ucapkan kat dia... 1 hari nanti akan gwa ucapkan kat dia..
































I love u mak.. Maafkan segala dosa2 gwa selama ni...

Skrg dia dah semakin berumur.. Semakin x sihat, semakin tertekan ngan keadaan kesihatannya yg x menentu...
Ya Allah.. Kuatkanlah semangat gwa..
Kuatkan azam gwa nak menghadapi semua cabaran dan cubaan...

Dah 3 pagi..
Gwa tido dulu..
Gwa maafkan semua kesalahan kawan2 yg buat salah ngan gwa.. Dan yg paling penting gwa mintak maaf pada semua kwn2 yg ada gwa buat salah... Maafkan gwa..


Life is pain? Nah.. If u kn0w h0w.. Life is full of joy...