tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-655759817111649182024-03-13T22:59:08.127+08:00whoopz!Curi0usity keeps leading me t0 a new path 0f life!Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.comBlogger535125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-53971989720851978992012-11-10T11:32:00.001+08:002012-11-10T11:32:30.539+08:00the time stand still..Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-52428030640529526042012-09-27T11:26:00.002+08:002012-09-27T11:26:11.758+08:00samUNsungFound these on another site just
wanted to share.
*#06# (Display IMEI number)
*#1234# (Display current
firmware)
*#*#4636#*#* (Diagnostic and
general settings mode)
*#*#7780#*#* (Factory soft reset)
or *#7780#
*2767*3855# (Factory hard reset
to ROM firmware default settings)
*2767*4387264636# (To display
product code)
*#272*imei#* (Display/change
CSC code)
or *#272*HHMM#*
*#*#1472365#*#* (GPS test
settings)
*#*#197328640#*#* (Service
mode main menu)
*#12580*369# (SW & HW Info)
*#0228# (ADC Reading)
*#32489# (Ciphering Info)
*#232337# (Bluetooth Address)
*#232331# (Bluetooth Test Mode)
*#232338# (WLAN MAC Address)
*#232339# (WLAN Test Mode)
*#0842# (Vibra Motor Test
Mode)
*#0782# (Real Time Clock Test)
*#0673# (Audio Test Mode)
*#0*# (General Test Mode)
*#2263# (RF Band Selection)
*#9090# (Diagnostic
ConfiguratioN)
*#7284# (USB I2C Mode Control)
*#872564# (USB Logging Control)
*#4238378# (GCF Configuration)
*#0283# (Audio Loopback
Control)
*#1575# (GPS Control Menu)
*#3214789650# (LBS Test Mode)
*#745# (RIL Dump Menu)
*#746# (Debug Dump Menu)
*#9900# (System Dump Mode)
*#44336# (Sofware Version Info)
*#0289# (Melody Test Mode)
*#2663# (TSP / TSK firmware
update)
*#03# (NAND Flash S/N)
*#0589# (Light Sensor Test Mode)
*#0588# (Proximity Sensor Test
Mode)
*#273283*255*3282*# (Data
Create Menu)
*#273283*255*663282*# (Data
Create SD Card)
*#3282*727336*# (Data Usage
Status)
*#7594# (Remap Shutdown to
End Call TSK)
*#34971539# (Camera Firmware
Update)
*#526# (WLAN Engineering
Mode)
*#528# (WLAN Engineering
Mode)
*#7412365# (Camera Firmware
Menu)
or *#*#34971539#*#*
*#80# (Unknown)
*#07# (Test History)
*#3214789# (GCF Mode Status)
*#272886# (Auto Answer
Selection)
*#8736364# (OTA Update Menu)
*#301279# (HSDPA/HSUPA
Control Menu)
*#7353# (Quick Test Menu)
*2767*4387264636# (Sellout
SMS / PCODE view)
*#7465625# (View Phone Lock
Status)
*7465625*638*# (Configure
Network Lock MCC/MNC)
#7465625*638*# (Insert Network
Lock Keycode)
*7465625*782*# (Configure
Network Lock NSP)
#7465625*782*# (Insert Partitial
Network Lock Keycode)
*7465625*77*# (Insert Network
Lock Keycode SP)
#7465625*77*# (Insert Operator
Lock Keycode)
*7465625*27*# (Insert Network
Lock Keycode NSP/CP)
#7465625*27*# (Insert Content
Provider Keycode)
Secret Codes- Some of these will
only work with specific firmware
*#06# (Display IMEI
number)*#1234# (Display current
firmware)
*#*#4636#*#* (Diagnostic and
general settings mode)
*#*#7780#*#* (Factory soft
reset)or *#7780#
*2767*3855# (Factory hard reset
to ROM firmware default settings)
*2767*4387264636# (To display
product code)
*#272*imei#* (Display/change
CSC code)or *#272*HHMM#*
*#*#1472365#*#* (GPS test
settings)
*#*#197328640#*#* (Service
mode main menu)
*#12580*369# (SW & HW Info)
*#0228# (ADC Reading)
*#32489# (Ciphering Info)
*#232337# (Bluetooth Address)
*#232331# (Bluetooth Test Mode)
*#232338# (WLAN MAC Address)
*#232339# (WLAN Test Mode)
*#0842# (Vibra Motor Test
Mode)
*#0782# (Real Time Clock Test)
*#0673# (Audio Test Mode)
*#0*# (General Test Mode)
*#2263# (RF Band Selection)
*#9090# (Diagnostic
ConfiguratioN)
*#7284# (USB I2C Mode Control)
*#872564# (USB Logging Control)
*#4238378# (GCF Configuration)
*#0283# (Audio Loopback
Control)
*#1575# (GPS Control Menu)
*#3214789650# (LBS Test Mode)
*#745# (RIL Dump Menu)
*#746# (Debug Dump Menu)
*#9900# (System Dump Mode)
*#44336# (Sofware Version Info)
*#0289# (Melody Test Mode)
*#2663# (TSP / TSK firmware
update)
*#03# (NAND Flash S/N)
*#0589# (Light Sensor Test Mode)
*#0588# (Proximity Sensor Test
Mode)
*#273283*255*3282*# (Data
Create Menu)
*#273283*255*663282*# (Data
Create SD Card)
*#3282*727336*# (Data Usage
Status)
*#7594# (Remap Shutdown to
End Call TSK)
*#34971539# (Camera Firmware
Update)
*#526# (WLAN Engineering
Mode)
*#528# (WLAN Engineering
Mode)
*#7412365# (Camera Firmware
Menu)or *#*#34971539#*#*
*#80# (Unknown)
*#07# (Test History)
*#3214789# (GCF Mode Status)
*#272886# (Auto Answer
Selection)
*#8736364# (OTA Update Menu)
*#301279# (HSDPA/HSUPA
Control Menu)
*#7353# (Quick Test Menu)
*2767*4387264636# (Sellout
SMS / PCODE view)
*#7465625# (View Phone Lock
Status)
*7465625*638*# (Configure
Network Lock MCC/MNC)
#7465625*638*# (Insert Network
Lock Keycode)
*7465625*782*# (Configure
Network Lock NSP)
#7465625*782*# (Insert Partitial
Network Lock Keycode)
*7465625*77*# (Insert Network
Lock Keycode SP)
#7465625*77*# (Insert Operator
Lock Keycode)
*7465625*27*# (Insert Network
Lock Keycode NSP/CP)
#7465625*27*# (Insert Content
Provider Keycode)Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-12517823401942171572012-07-24T13:28:00.001+08:002012-07-24T13:28:22.654+08:00sara said..Just recently, I’ve tried to stay as<br />
positive as possible. I realize that<br />
negativity takes a lot out of you<br />
and worry will drive you nuts. So<br />
to counter this, I try to always<br />
compare a negative with a<br />
positive and deal with worry by<br />
relaxing and realizing that worry,<br />
won’t change an outcome.<br />
Someone once said to me that<br />
happiness is a choice. You can<br />
either let life get you down or<br />
you can stay uplifted in times of<br />
trouble. Surrounding yourself<br />
with positive people will help you<br />
remain optimistic too. Granted a<br />
good cry is a great form of<br />
release but keep your spirits up<br />
and move on. Choose to be<br />
happy...<br />
<br />
<br />
-sara LiteFmWhoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-15202289085161084302012-07-18T00:29:00.001+08:002012-07-18T00:29:11.405+08:00hahah..im bek.. <br />
Thanxs to marina che bob..<br />
<br />
<br />
U rawks..Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-73875703474585675572012-06-20T15:26:00.001+08:002012-06-20T15:26:32.695+08:00Perompak Memeluk Islam Kerana Perbuatan Tuan Kedai Yang Dirompaknya Di A...<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fdrlzjDu4us?fs=1" width="459"></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-14124410227012134022012-06-03T17:49:00.001+08:002012-06-03T17:49:15.238+08:00:)<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yBwHKmvvcCY?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-86385088235883181392012-05-26T17:26:00.001+08:002012-05-26T17:26:05.110+08:00Creep<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rCctsZo2eQQ?fs=1" width="459"></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-43262570342932714272012-05-16T10:00:00.001+08:002012-05-16T10:00:13.700+08:00cute boy struggling to get a hug.......<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6lL1juFmLWY?fs=1" width="459"></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-21755999919588090312012-04-20T11:18:00.001+08:002012-04-20T11:18:14.050+08:00wut's up papa.. Ur daughter rawks..<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tX57eqk2IpU?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-40084462964446592202012-04-13T20:14:00.001+08:002012-04-13T20:14:13.482+08:00too many pattern attemps problem/androidsstep 1:<br />
phone must be off <br />
step 2: long<br />
press, upper volume, menu and<br />
power on <br />
step 3: choose Wipe<br />
data/factory reset <br />
step 4: select<br />
format all <br />
step 5: it will ask you<br />
to create or sign in to your<br />
Google account. but if don't<br />
have internet connection choose<br />
skip. <br />
step 6: choose Android<br />
system recovery reboot then<br />
your done...<br />
<br />
For tab 7.0<br />
<br />
-off ur freakin phone..<br />
-hold volume up n on/off button<br />
-wait for a freakin seconds<br />
-n juz follow step 3, 4, 5 n 6 above..<br />
<br />
- use '-' n '+' to navigate<br />
- use on/off button to execute <br />
<br />
<br />
happy rebooting..Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-34991460197569056712012-03-18T09:59:00.001+08:002012-03-18T09:59:24.634+08:00PARADISE LOST - Faith Divides Us Death Unites Us (OFFICIAL Video)<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9BONcpuDcrc?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-21971028408098810472012-03-06T23:05:00.000+08:002012-03-06T23:05:22.285+08:00Sorry<iframe width="459" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NTjjRVXOFHk?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-69329999156716689892012-02-15T15:22:00.000+08:002012-02-15T15:22:50.983+08:00pls.. Stop complainin'...<iframe width="459" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fL8nbFmkyW4?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-59424636134404651772012-02-03T10:48:00.003+08:002012-02-03T14:47:37.654+08:00memoirssumtimes i juz couldnt walk away from th0se memories...<br />
<br />
<br />
U live in me.. Keep 0n scratchin' the sweet old days between us.. <br />
<br />
The way u walk..<br />
<br />
N those funny talk.. :)<br />
<br />
the song.. 'lizards on the wall'<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
damn! I miss all that..<br />
<br />
<br />
Till the end of time.. U ll always b there..<br />
<br />
In a very special place ..<br />
<br />
My heart.. <br />
<br />
I think...that when I die, I<br />
can breathe back the breath<br />
that made me live.. I can give<br />
back to the world all that I<br />
didn't do. All that I might<br />
have been and couldn't be.<br />
All the choices that I didn't<br />
make... All the things that I<br />
lost and and spent and<br />
wasted.. I can give them back<br />
to the world. To the lives<br />
that haven't been lived yet..<br />
That will be my gift back to<br />
the world that gave me the<br />
life I did live, the love I loved,<br />
the breath I<br />
breathed.<br />
<br />
s i bWhoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-51374798590050931402012-01-31T11:07:00.000+08:002012-01-31T11:07:13.913+08:00[OMG!] Cristine Reyes TV Commercial 15 Seconds<iframe width="459" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zJRuCZm9vwk?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />a lot of vegeys?<br /><br />Sumtimes my mind play tricks 0n me.. :pWhoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-73393062354835997372012-01-24T19:31:00.000+08:002012-01-24T19:31:13.954+08:00[I am Sam] Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová - Falling Slowly<iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4bzJbOHy-fY?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-49328230557350340972012-01-19T17:56:00.000+08:002012-01-19T17:56:02.386+08:00ibu.. Adik nak tanya..<iframe width="459" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wTe11lYU4Cc?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-85633182557895723762012-01-16T18:28:00.000+08:002012-01-16T18:28:28.559+08:00Johnny Got His Gun<img src='upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f9/JohnnyGotHisGun.JPG/200px-JohnnyGotHisGun.JPG'><br />
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Sold I to the merchant ships<br />
Minutes after they took I<br />
From the bottomless pit<br />
But my hand was made strong<br />
By the hand of the almighty<br />
We forward in this generation<br />
Triumphantly<br />
Won't you help to sing<br />
These songs of freedom?<br />
'Cause all I ever have<br />
Redemption songs<br />
Redemption songs<br />
Emancipate yourselves from<br />
mental slavery<br />
None but ourselves can free our<br />
minds<br />
Have no fear for atomic energy<br />
'Cause none of them can stop<br />
the time<br />
How long shall they kill our<br />
prophets<br />
While we stand aside and look?<br />
Ooh<br />
Some say it's just a part of it<br />
We've got to fullfil the book</p><br />
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kamu... Maafkan kami..Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-90081882944352106272011-11-19T14:44:00.000+08:002011-11-19T14:44:37.388+08:00canon tali putus<iframe width="459" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yLvkz44yv_s?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-38611906525245397802011-11-11T18:37:00.000+08:002011-11-11T18:42:08.470+08:00Just for laugh..<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdSvte6BztcvjB2IyP0JGdehlOb3j4GAHX7oKYfbmltsYi1g4SfRLbYtwe220OkZgKNFbEcJo-CFJ95ZEgEqEmWQKmf8D2I1PfGd4N-RTQ-fBa-C3z_BNg8i5pJd7zUGu8pb2kZzzvnA/s1600/295706_2564901442420_1250656258_32982428_75461697_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdSvte6BztcvjB2IyP0JGdehlOb3j4GAHX7oKYfbmltsYi1g4SfRLbYtwe220OkZgKNFbEcJo-CFJ95ZEgEqEmWQKmf8D2I1PfGd4N-RTQ-fBa-C3z_BNg8i5pJd7zUGu8pb2kZzzvnA/s320/295706_2564901442420_1250656258_32982428_75461697_b.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5673685802239533554" /></a>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-78544862673320102132011-11-03T21:29:00.001+08:002011-11-03T21:33:33.299+08:00alone<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQVdH5Vps8H0OKsB18Lx0i5BGjJ5b1C-Rxse5K6KJbRbiJf4EkM8N_C-FoZ-wkRZ6n1aWKKF0ii8QrOkyvRMrivI0A_TUjkIhBsEeBLk20t_PzpjA96sDWzDY4vUbAkRO96ZVbxP3YyA/s1600/227819_129153670493695_100001971888971_192633_7089893_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQVdH5Vps8H0OKsB18Lx0i5BGjJ5b1C-Rxse5K6KJbRbiJf4EkM8N_C-FoZ-wkRZ6n1aWKKF0ii8QrOkyvRMrivI0A_TUjkIhBsEeBLk20t_PzpjA96sDWzDY4vUbAkRO96ZVbxP3YyA/s320/227819_129153670493695_100001971888971_192633_7089893_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5670761665534603090" /></a>Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-30907651367551232302011-10-02T15:04:00.000+08:002011-10-02T15:04:29.823+08:00David Garrett - Master of Puppets live @ Berlin<iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aegeLbgi-f4?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe><br /><br /><br /><br />End of passion play,<br />crumbling away<br />I'm your source of self-<br />destruction<br />Veins that pump with<br />fear, sucking darkest<br />clear<br />Leading on your deaths<br />construction<br />Taste me you will see<br />More is all you need<br />Dedicated to<br />How I'm killing you<br />Come crawling faster<br />Obey your Master<br />Your life burns faster<br />Obey your Master<br />Master<br />Master of Puppets I'm<br />pulling your strings<br />Twisting your mind,<br />smashing your dreams<br />Blinded by me, you can't<br />see a thing<br />Just call my name, 'cause<br />I'll hear you scream<br />Master<br />Master<br />Just call my name, 'cause<br />I'll hear you scream<br />Master<br />Master<br />Needlework the way,<br />never you betray<br />Life of death becoming<br />clearer<br />Pain monopoly, ritual<br />misery<br />Chop your breakfast on a<br />mirror<br />Taste me you will see<br />More is all you need<br />Dedicated to<br />How I'm killing you<br />Come crawling faster<br />Obey your Master<br />Your life burns faster<br />Obey your Master<br />Master<br />Master of Puppets I'm<br />pulling your strings<br />Twisting your mind,<br />smashing your dreams<br />Blinded by me, you can't<br />see a thing<br />Just call my name, 'cause<br />I'll hear you scream<br />Master<br />Master<br />Just call my name, 'cause<br />I'll hear you scream<br />Master<br />Master<br />Master, Master, where's<br />the dreams that I've<br />been after?<br />Master, Master, you<br />promised only lies<br />Laughter, laughter, all I<br />hear or see is laughter<br />Laughter, laughter,<br />laughing at my cries<br />Fix me!<br />Solo!<br />Hell is worth all that,<br />natural habitat<br />Just a rhyme without a<br />reason<br />Neverending maze, Drift<br />on numbered days<br />Now your life is out of<br />season<br />I will occupy<br />I will help you die<br />I will run through you<br />Now I rule you too<br />Come crawling faster<br />Obey your Master<br />Your life burns faster<br />Obey your Master<br />Master<br />Master of Puppets I'm<br />pulling your strings<br />Twisting your mind,<br />smashing your dreams<br />Blinded by me, you can't<br />see a thing<br />Just call my name, 'cause<br />I'll hear you scream<br />Master<br />Master<br />Just call my name, 'cause<br />I'll hear you scream<br />Master<br />Master<br /><br />p in s : stop being a puppet.. Start using the most powerfull weapon on earth.. Its called the brain..Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65575981711164918.post-78677057451940548782011-09-27T16:56:00.000+08:002011-09-27T16:57:04.592+08:00A mother passing<br />by her daughter's<br />bedroom was<br />astonished to see<br />the bed was<br />nicely made and<br />everything was<br />picked up. Then<br />she saw an<br />envelope<br />propped up<br />prominently on<br />the center of the<br />bed. It was<br />addressed,<br />"Mom." With the<br />worst<br />premonition, she<br />opened the<br />envelope and<br />read the letter<br />with trembling<br />hands:<br />Dear Mom.. It is<br />with great regret<br />and sorrow that<br />I'm writing you. I<br />had to elope with<br />my new<br />boyfriend<br />because I wanted<br />to avoid a scene<br />with Dad and<br />you. I've been<br />finding real<br />passion with<br />sam and he is<br />so nice-even with<br />all his piercings,<br />tattoos, beard,<br />and his<br />motorcycle<br />clothes. But it's<br />not only the<br />passion Mom, I'm<br />pregnant and<br />sam said that<br />we will be very<br />happy. He<br />already owns a<br />trailer in the<br />woods and has a<br />stack of firewood<br />for the whole<br />winter. He wants<br />to have many<br />more children<br />with me and<br />that's now one of<br />my dreams too.<br />sam taught<br />me that<br />marijuana<br />doesn't really<br />hurt anyone and<br />we'll be growing<br />it for us and<br />trading it with his<br />friends for all the<br />cocaine and<br />ecstasy we want.<br />In the meantime,<br />we'll pray that<br />science will find a<br />cure for AIDS so<br />sam can get<br />better; he sure<br />deserves it!!<br />Don't worry<br />Mom, I'm 15<br />years old now<br />and I know how<br />to take care of<br />myself. Someday<br />I'm sure we'll be<br />back to visit so<br />you can get to<br />know your grand<br />children.<br />Your daughter,<br />Judith<br />PS: Mom, none of<br />the above is true.<br />I'm over at the<br />neighbor's house.<br />I just wanted to<br />remind you that<br />there are worse<br />things in life than<br />my report card<br />that's in my desk<br />center drawer. I<br />love you! Call<br />when it is safe for<br />me to come<br />home...Whoopzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06492424939057166001noreply@blogger.com7