Dear penis..

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you
anymore,
You used to watch me
shave,
Now all u do is stare at
the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a
dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to
get by.
Now it seems things have
changed,
I think that your the one
to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore...





Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you
anymore,
'Cause when u get to
drinkin'
You put me places I've
never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a
grip,
On our man to hand
relationship.
Come to terms with truly
how we feel.
If we put our heads
together,
We'd just stay home
forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls...

Wrote n perf0rmed by : R0dney Carringt0n